I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover
I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”
And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he soundedlet them feel their ignorance burn into their souls
*finishes reading a book* terrible graphics. nonexistent gameplay. plot ok but over saturated with dialogue. author plans no dlc and replay value limited due to lack of multiplayer. 1/10 not even worth renting.
mayor seagull wins third term on a platform of “eat bin chips” & “make big noise”. you may not agree with his politics, but he keeps his promises
if you order enough stuff from amazon.com they’ll gift you a free trip to the amazon. it’s mandatory. your loyalty to the world’s most popular online superstore is going to get you killed. amazon prime just means they’ll land before they kick you out the plane. terrible business model. vast selection of products. low prices. quick and easy to use. great site.
my aesthetic is an ass floating through space silently farting into the void while drifting ever towards the sun
"Without institutionalized competition and exploitation, a person’s self interest overlaps with the interests of her community and her environment."
— Peter Gelderloos, Anarchy Works (via mr-sir)